Typography Trickster Gifts

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

High speed cinder block

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

In and Out Box

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

The origins of bullet points.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Ventriloquist's fete

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.