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"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

High speed cinder block

'Very good and to the point.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'Nice graphics.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

In and Out Box

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

School of Arts and Sciences.

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.