Typography Enthusiast Gifts

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

Capitalist Bastard

The origins of bullet points.

"Your new font is delicious."

"No wonder no one has rescues us. Look at the size and style of the font you used!"

'ARRGH! Run for it lady!' 'A swarm of Bs!!' A guy running away from a swarm of the actual letter B

'Nice graphics.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

Sign Shop

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

''Jokerman LET.' What font are you using?'

French letters vending machine; Serif and Sans Serif.

Homes of the font designers

"Nothing personal. We just don't like the look of your typeface."

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

Writing Team.

"How about a different font?"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Old English detested when she had to mingle with the common "R's"

The writing team arrives on set.

"It's an eviction notice. Who cares what font they used?"

"This is embarrassing. Do you have it in something other than Comic Sans?"

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"Sales are through the roof since we added the umlaut."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

The Graphic Designer's Eye Exam

"The margins on your book proposals are sooo even, Ms. Holly, and the type so black and crisp. . ."

"And one more thing... I'm sick and tired of Old English! Get me a new typeface!!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Gloria told me she wants me to show my sensitive side more. Since I don't really have a sensitive side, I thought I'd just try to fake her out with a sensitive font.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

Will work for a larger font.

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”