Typography Admirer Gifts

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

School of Arts and Sciences.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Alphabetical Disorder

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

General Writing War and Peace

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.