Typography Admirer Gifts

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Alphabetical Disorder

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

General Writing War and Peace

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.