Typo Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Don't give me that 'typo' malarky...the agency sent exactly what you asked for....a male-order bride!"

"I made it in class. Sorry about the typo dad... but it’s the thought that counts." "World’s Greatest Dud"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

Laser Tag Fun. . . Taser Tag. . . A Harsh Typo?

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Bob Dylan

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.