Typo Aficionado Gifts

"Great report... now put some typographical errors in and send it to the minister."

"Kinky."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

School of Arts and Sciences.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

The origins of bullet points.

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Underrated tweet

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

General Writing War and Peace