Typography Enthusiasts Gifts

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

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'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Sign Reform

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

School of Arts and Sciences.

Francis Picabia

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.