Typography Appreciator Gifts

"To hell with perpetuating stereotypes. I'll have a Banana Daiquiri."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Nice graphics.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

School of Arts and Sciences.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Why is this certificate all wet?"