Typewriter Aficionado Gifts

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

General Writing War and Peace

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Nice graphics.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Sales Secretary

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

E-Reader

Literary rain