Typewriter Aficionado Gifts

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

General Writing War and Peace

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Bill Bailey

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Nice graphics.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Sales Secretary

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.