Typewriter Aficionados Gifts

'Where's the autocorrect?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

Sales Secretary

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

The origins of bullet points.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Organ transport team

Bob Dylan

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

General Writing War and Peace

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

'Sorry, you're not my type'

"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."

"Infusion break, honey bun."

Snail Writer

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"