Typewriter Aficionados Pillows

'Where's the autocorrect?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Nice graphics.'

Sales Secretary

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

The origins of bullet points.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

Organ transport team

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Bob Dylan

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Sorry, you're not my type'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette