Typewriter Appreciator Gifts

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

A woman playing a keyboard

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

The Escape Key

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Sales Secretary

William Makepeace Thackeray.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Bob Dylan

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

General Writing War and Peace

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'