Typewriter Appreciator Gifts

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

A woman playing a keyboard

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Nice graphics.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

William Makepeace Thackeray.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sales Secretary

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

The origins of bullet points.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

General Writing War and Peace

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Bob Dylan

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'