Collecting Typewriters Gifts

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

Writer Crumples Up Typewriters Instead Of Drafts

"I remember when they wouldn't dare raise gas prices more than a penny a gallon!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Biro Diversity

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Sales Secretary

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."