Vintage Typewriter Lover Gifts

'I didn't get all that stuff after 'Dear Sir'.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Italica

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Very good and to the point.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Sales Secretary

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Redundant Technology.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Bob Dylan

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Computer Sale.

General Writing War and Peace