Typo Artist Gifts

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

'Nice graphics.'

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

School of Arts and Sciences.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.