Typography Humorist Gifts

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Italica

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Nice graphics.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."