Handwriting Humorists Gifts

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Football Chameleon

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

I love Fountain Pens

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Sheepdog

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Born Cynical,,,,

Giraffe painter.

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Cinderfelon

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'