Handwriting Humorists Gifts

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Football Chameleon

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

I love Fountain Pens

Giraffe painter.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Born Cynical,,,,

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Sheepdog

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

"His schlock has gravitas."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Cinderfelon

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.