Handwriting Artist Gifts

I love Fountain Pens

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

A stylized man in pyjamas

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Does this pen come in another font?

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Let the profit-making begin!

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.