Handwriting Aficionado Gifts

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dip Pen

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

I love Fountain Pens

Dip Pen and Grindstone

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'