Script Handwriting Admirer Gifts

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

A pretention of playwrights

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Actor practising his indian war crys

Hollywood producer.

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Hollywood producer.

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Great money scenes!"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

Scrip Doctor

Woody Allen

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

Write a Screenplay

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Audition. Script. He plays every role with that scowl --- His motto is "Anything you can do, I can do bitter."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."