Handwriting Enthusiast Gifts

'I think that new 'Doctor's' font is interesting, but I can't read it.'

Opening a time capsule 100 years from now

Ambidextrous Society.

'An 'A' in penmanship. There goes my career as a doctor.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Grandma always writes letters to me in cursive. That's her grandma font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Mom, I flunked cursive writing, but I know where to find the font."

"The doctor has prescribed '#squiggle'."

You laugh?...Indiana Legislatures have introduced a bill requiring their schools to teach cursive writing.

Letter writing lady.

'I'll be glad when we switch to electronic prescriptions. Then, I will discard my chicken scratchings-to-drug formulary translation handbook.'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

PENMANSHIP: An Evolutionary Study

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"The narrative seems contrived."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

'Does this pen come in another font?