Handwriting Lover Gifts

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Reading the love-letter

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Monk passing note "CU4T"

'Does this pen come in another font?

I love Fountain Pens

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Let the profit-making begin!

Optometrist practical jokes

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"No, I'm pretty sure your two weeks notice takes effect once you finish your resignation letter."

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."