Handwriting Lover Pillows

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Monk passing note "CU4T"

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Reading the love-letter

'Does this pen come in another font?

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Optometrist practical jokes

I love Fountain Pens

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"No, I'm pretty sure your two weeks notice takes effect once you finish your resignation letter."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'