Handwritten Enthusiast Pillows

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dip Pen

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Male On Sunday

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Snail Writer