Handwritten Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Letter writing lady.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Dip Pen

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Male On Sunday

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Snail Writer

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.