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'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'I see that you have crossed you t's and opened you e's. That's always a good sign.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

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“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Letter writing lady.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

General Writing War and Peace

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

John Updike.

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

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