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There goes a lady of letters-poison pen mainly.

'... And in conclusion, I'll have the chocolate cake with coffee, black. Sincerely, W.T. Winstrom III.'

"I didn't want to get pulled over for texting, so I wrote you this letter while driving over."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Dip Pen

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"We think it had something to do with love."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Countess writes a love letter

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Optometrist practical jokes

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.