Letter Writing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

'It's very public-spirited to write your congressman, Millard, but Joe McCarthy has been dead for years!'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Santa called but you were out!

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

A stylized man in pyjamas

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

Literary rain

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...