Letter Writing Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If it weren't for threatening letters I would hardly write at all."

Complaints. T. He's irate so I told him to go see the folks at the complaint office. You're sending an angry letter to them!

'It's very public-spirited to write your congressman, Millard, but Joe McCarthy has been dead for years!'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

A stylized man in pyjamas

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'It's for you.'

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Literary rain

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."