Letter Writing Aficionado Gifts

There goes a lady of letters-poison pen mainly.

'... And in conclusion, I'll have the chocolate cake with coffee, black. Sincerely, W.T. Winstrom III.'

"I didn't want to get pulled over for texting, so I wrote you this letter while driving over."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dip Pen

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

"We think it had something to do with love."

Dip Pen and Grindstone

John Updike.

Countess writes a love letter

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Optometrist practical jokes

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in