Love Letter Aficionado Gifts

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Fine Print Letters

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Free love

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

I can't bear to be without you.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."