Letter Lovers Gifts

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

US Snail Mail.

"I hope there won't be any numbers in my English class, or else I'm really going to be confused."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"How many letters can you read?"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Literary rain

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Reading the love-letter

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."