Love Letter Enthusiast Gifts

"We think it had something to do with love."

Bad ideas...texting your Valentine message.

'And now he gets letters dowsed with perfume, I suspect the postman.'

"About time you lot forgot about this Valentine lark!"

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

A woman writers love letters while the angel collects the hearts.

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

Countess writes a love letter

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I love you.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Literary rain

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."