Letter Enthusiasts Gifts

A Misdelivered Letter

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Grrrr....'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."