Love Letter Enthusiasts Gifts

"When the guy is old enough to know how to write beautiful love letters he is way too old for you."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

I love you.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Literary rain

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Fine Print Letters

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Reading the love-letter

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.