Letter Enthusiast Gifts

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'It's THEM!'

'...And then she turned in all my old love letters and they got me for mail fraud!'

'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'

'I'd write to complain, but there's nowhere left to buy a stamp.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

'A new postal rate chart? — I haven't finished reading the last one yet.'

"Vole, Carol!"

Postman lured into a dog ambush.

'It's an anonymous letter.'

Feeding Peace to a Dove

Dollar Stamp

"She made me promise to write from every port we visited... I just found out she's married the postman."

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"Wow, that was the longest letter I've ever taken down."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I've just received an anonymous letter..!"

"She say's by the tone of my last letter I ought to get out more"

Ned Kelly's recurring nightmare.

'We do look forward to your return, the privet it as its best just now.'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Well, it had to happen — You're so fat, you got a subpoena from the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Punch Initials - P

In order to pretend nothing's changed, Sadie buries herself in her work. Unfortunately, she's run out of reader letters to answer. Ask Sadie. Aborigine. ab-uh-rij-uh-nee. Noun. 1. one of the original or earliest known inhabitants of a country or region. Excellent question. Reminds me of my stint in the Royal Australian Airforce back in WW2. Send letter, people!

Mission to Mars. Astronaut Candidate Interviews. You think you'd be a good morale officer? The voyage to Mars and back is 100 million miles. I turn "miles" into "smiles"!

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

Ask Sadie

"I really miss letters."

"I pen this note to you by the light of a dull lamp. The sentiments, alas, are duller still…"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"