Lettering Lover Gifts

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

Punch Initials - T

Optometrist practical jokes

'Back off, you're not my type.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Italica

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"'A', I'm adorable."

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.