Lettering Lover Mugs

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

Punch Initials - T

Optometrist practical jokes

'Back off, you're not my type.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Italica

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Very good and to the point.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"'A', I'm adorable."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Reading the love-letter

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.