Lettering Lovers Mugs

No Calligraphers

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Santa called but you were out!

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Reading the love-letter

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'Not more junk mail!'