Lettering Enthusiast Gifts

'You realise you could be finished much faster if you didn't carve little hearts over every 'i'.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Nice graphics.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

The origins of bullet points.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'Think Basics.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.