Letter Writing Aficionados Gifts

"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"We think it had something to do with love."

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Optometrist practical jokes

Countess writes a love letter

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

A Misdelivered Letter

Email in a bottle.

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"