Letter Writing Aficionados Pillows

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Reading the love-letter

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"We think it had something to do with love."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Countess writes a love letter

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Optometrist practical jokes

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

Email in a bottle.

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

A Misdelivered Letter

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'