Letter Writing Fan Pillows

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

Countess with a letter

Santa Claus's Mail

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"How many letters can you read?"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."