Letter Writing Lover Gifts

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

Reading the love-letter

"Think I'll take pen and paper and write a letter...just to see if I remember how."

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

People writing with huge pen and paper.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Writing a letter

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Santa called but you were out!

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Letter writing lady.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Literary rain

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."