Love Letter Writer Gifts

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Its been too long, baby.

Missing you.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

How do I love thee?

"I think I would make the perfect boyfriend... I'm pretty low maintenance. In fact, I could watch TV in your mansion all day while you jet-set across the planet. But if you need me, I'll be there for you 24-7 to give you a huge or clean the oven. Signed,

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

I love you.

Letter writing lady.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

Fine Print Letters

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"Take a letter, any letter"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."