Heartfelt Letter Writer Gifts

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

I love you.

Letter writing lady.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Fine Print Letters

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"Take a letter, any letter"

Reading the love-letter

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"We think it had something to do with love."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."