Love Letters Gifts

Fine Print Letters

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I love you.

Letter writing lady.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'It's for you.'

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Literary rain

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"