Love Letter Writer Pillows

Its been too long, baby.

Missing you.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

How do I love thee?

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

I love you.

Letter writing lady.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'It's for you.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Fine Print Letters

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Take a letter, any letter"

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

Reading the love-letter

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"We think it had something to do with love."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"That angry letter I wrote to the editor came back. She corrected my grammar."