Quirky Letter Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a chain letter - just ignore it.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Football Crazy strip six

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We think it had something to do with love."

Optometrist practical jokes

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Countess writes a love letter

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

Circus News

A Misdelivered Letter

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'It's THEM!'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'