Quirky Letter Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a chain letter - just ignore it.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Football Crazy strip six

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'What's wrong with you?'

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We think it had something to do with love."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Countess writes a love letter

Optometrist practical jokes

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

A Misdelivered Letter

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'It's THEM!'