Quirky Letter Readers Gifts

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

'Good book?'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Louse and garden...

Gigolo Diary

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."