Quirky Reader Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

Older cousin press

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Jelly magazines

How to Effectively Manage Criticism.

'...It's a round up of this month's obituaries.'

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

'Good book?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Impractical Gardener.

Gigolo Diary

'I don't want to lose my place.'

"Guess what, Bookchoice sent you the three books you said you wanted on a desert island!"

Bloke - Know Your Anus.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Dog reading 'Guilt free bad dog' whilst smoking and drinking.

'All of our books are either about computers or cats.'

Mouse Horror Story

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

Library

"This one's eight weeks late, so you owe eleven pounds fifty."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

"My Book-of-the-Month Club is here!"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Rotted chicken carcass soup for the soul.

Louse and garden...

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

"He just sits there all day reading the obituaries and giggling."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

New From Why? Books

"It's deliciously trashy."

Slightly Irregular Books